Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Anbe Anbe...

This is a program aired by Sun music everyday from 6 P.M to 7 P.M and the speciality of this program is : its exclusively for lovers !!! and that makes it lil interesting...(Atleast i thought so !)

Last evening I reached home lil early and without knowing what to do i tried to watch this channel when this programme came up...

There were two anchors who were very funnily dressed..(Sponsor for costumes: Pothys Readymades)... Couldnt watch them continously for even 5 mins coz the colors they were wearing were very very jazzy..(Ramarajan thothaan)....but tried and watched coz i had nothing better to do...!!! and in those few mins i watched there were two interesting callers...and the conversation went on like this.....


anchor 1 : Hello, Yaar pesaradunga ?

Caller : Hello...

anchor 2 : hello....yaarunga.. ???

Caller : helloo....

anchor 1 : Unga t.v volume-a konjam kammi panunga pls..

Caller : Ennanga ???

anchor 2 : Unga t.v volume-a kammi pannathaan naanga pesuvom...(Me: dei kammi pannadhada...cut pannittu rendu perum odi pogatum...vetti pasanga)

Caller : Aaaaan....sollunga...

anchor 1 : mm sollunga..unga per enna ??

Caller : en peru shanmugam-nga...

anchor 2: sollunga shanmugam...neenga yaar love panreenga ?? (Me: romba avasiyam naatukku)

Shanmugam : naan oru ponna romba sincere-a love panrenga (Me: Pinna..nee payyanaiya love pannuva..venna..)

anchor 1: unga lover peru enna ??

Shanmugam : En lover peru sania mirza-nga

anchor 1 & 2 (astonished) : ennadhu...sania mirza-va ???? enna panraanga ?

Shanmugam : Tennis vilayaduvaanga.... (Me: dei..engalukku adhu theriyadha???)

anchor 1 & 2 : neenga love panreenga sari...avanga ungala love pannanumey...!!!!! ( Me : Arivu kettavangala...velaiye illayada ungalukku, vivek style-la comedy panradha nenaippa ??)

Shanmugam (Seriously) : illeenga....aana naan romba sincere-a serious-a love panrenga..(Me: romba sandhosham..apadiye tharkolai pannikko....avanga kedaikamaatanga sathiyama !!!)

anchor 1 : (Without knowing how to continue)......saringa..ungalukku pidicha paatu enna...??

Shanmugam : Naalaikkey naan avangala propose pannuvenga...illaina atleast next week pannuvennga...

anchor 1 & 2 : all the best...shanmugam..unga love vetri pera vaazhthukkal...enna paatu venum ungalukku ??

***************THE line goes dead***********************

anchor 1 : ippo pesina...mr.shanmugam and avar loverkkaaga..naama indha super hit song-a paakalam...

** Me: adada...ethana peruda kalambirukeenga indha maadiri....*******

Sari super hit song-avadhu paakalamey nu i waited ..and the song was from Chanakya..'tharuveeya..tharamaateeya...tharalana un pechu kaa.." with sarathkumar and namitha..in school uniforms...!!!! (Velangum......da.....aala vidunga...)

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As an inquisitive Indian..i waited to see if the next caller atleast would sound sensible....and here is the other one..

Caller 2 : Hello..anbe anbe-vaa ? ( Me :illa...sun thalaippu seidhigal..call pannittu ennada kelvi???)

anchor 1 : Aaamanga..sollunga ..unga per enna ? epdi irukeenga ?

Caller 2 : naan nalla irukenga...en peru sathish.....neenga epadi irukeenga maha ?! (Me: Oh..'maha' compere panra andha ponnu peraa??....edho katna pondati-ya koopdara madiri koopdara...pera short panni hmm...)

anchor 2: sollunga sathish....neenga enna panreenga ? (Me: unkooda phone-lathaan pesaraan...vetti pasanga..vera enna pannuvaanga..neenga indha maadiri programs paneenganna...?)

Sathish : Naan...+1 padikaren..... ambathur -lendhu pesaren..

anchor 2 : Oh..+1 -aa..very good ( Me: idhula enna 'very good'??? naanumthaaney padichen !#@@*!)

Sathish : mm..naan amudha-nra ponna love panren.... (Me: sandhosham..nalla love pannnu..needhaan next year state first rank !!)

anchor 1: apadeeeyyyyyyyyyya....hmm amudha enna panranga (Me: I.A.S-a padipaanga...adhey classla padipaanga...illa +2 padipaanga minji pona !)

Sathish : Avanga +2 padikaraanga... (Me: adapaavi....nejamaavey va da ?!!!!?!)

anchor 1: Oh..amudha ungala vida periyavangala..? (Me: kandhupichitaaya..kandupidichitttayaaaa) veetla theriyuma.?.. (Me: en ?nee poi solla poreeya???)

Sathish : illa...theiryamathaan love panrom... (Me : 'Ivan thandhai ennotraan kol enum sol'.. thirukural theiryama gyabagam vandhuduchu :( )

anchor 1 & 2: oh...apadeeya...sari..unga kaadhal kai kooda sun music-oda vaazhthukkal...enna paatu venum amudha-kaaga ?

Sathish : enakku...'marupadiyum' lendhu 'nalam vaazha ennalum en vazhthukal' paatu venum ..(Me: en? amudha padutha padukaiya irukaangala??? velaiya paaruda...padichi urupudu da..)

anchor 1 &2 : ok sathish..ungalukkagavum..unga kaadhali amudhakkagavum...indha super paata paarunga..

*********ADADAA....sathiyama inimel concall attend pannittey varlaam officela....ivanga thollai thaanga mudiyalada saami***********************

10 comments:

Pradeep Kuttuva said...

ha ha ha..funny...
i really want to go back to "oliyum oliyum" days..no comperes...n stupid talk...no GK questions(I laugh my heart out at the questions asked)...but you know, sometimes this kind of entertainment is also necessary for nala vazhvu....evlo naal thaan nalla program parkarathu...U shud see bad programs to realise the value of good programs...

But aanalum rendu callersukku wait pannathu romba over...

JB said...

@madurai,
endha alavukku naan vettiya irundhirundha rendu callerskku wait paniruken :D...neenga solradhum correct thaan..me too thought abt oliyum oliyum days after reading ur post..Friday nite was spl with those oliyum oliyum

NaiKutti said...

LOL...ungalluku aanalum evalavu enthu... athe parthu, athe pathi oru blog ezhuthi (conversation by conversation a ezhuthura alavukku observe pannirukinga)... i think now u r mentally prepared to watch any other crappy channel/programs

Woodooz said...

Seriousa JB... First of all u were super vetti to watch this programme, and second of all, you wrote one big post about it !!!!

Naanum intha karumatha yellaam sila samayam paapein !! Esp in Sun Music... Athula orutharaavathu en kaila kedaichaanga... that girl or guy is gaali !!!!

JB said...

@naikutti,
Naanthaan modhallaye solliteney..super vettiya irundhennu :) adhaan indha crap-a paathuttu irundhen..but yeah this wud help me to put up with any channel programs hereafter :) ...

@somu,
andha program paakumbodhey i watched it with the intent of writing in the blog..so no wonder i remembered everything to put it down here :)...ellam oru timepass thaan...
actually en kaila rendu per kadachaanga..those sun music anchors..one guy and one girl..i saw them in a restaurant..but ennala eduvum panna mudiyala...! paarkavey paavama irundhaanga..so pona poguthunu vittuten..

Jagan said...

he he ..so are you planning to call soon and dedicate the song to someone ;-) ?

JB said...

@jagan,
theriyama andha prg paarthen..i will definitely not make that mistake...ippa naan siricha madiri tomorrow someone else will laugh at me ! so definitely i wud not do that :)

@Kalai,
Correct...yaar yaarai love panraanganu therinji enna panna poraanga...! enna panradhu..namma naatla engengum kaadhal..edhilum kaadhal..orey kaadhal mayama irukku !

lakshmi said...

LOL!I guess you had a great time watching the show.I used to watch it when i am free,but never listened to these kind of insensible converstions in the show.

Random Access said...

You shud review that other one on sun tv...Kokkarakko gumango :P

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JB said...

@random access,
Atleast sun music i can tolerate to an extent..But 'Chittibabu and Archana'-NEVERRRRRRRRRR!!!!